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Post by Kei-Lin on Aug 23, 2007 21:01:26 GMT -5
Dives out of the way and lands on top of Darkfire.
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Post by Darkfire on Aug 23, 2007 21:29:25 GMT -5
Ha that was a 1,000 you mfell for it ha Throws a fish bone at you suck on this for fish taste without calories tee hee teleports back up
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Post by Sweet Eet on Aug 23, 2007 21:57:10 GMT -5
Eet, the slinky feline, was already escaping when the modified collection agents arrived. Microchips or no microchips! Eet reprograms the microchips so that the collection agents make cookies. Eet, flicking her tail, gleefully eats cookies whilst the calories all go to Darkfire.
Eet, who does not like fishbones (calorie-free or not), delivers a year supply to Tommy so he has to sort, pack, and store them. All of the local cats come running! Tommy is overrun with furry felines who hiss their displeasure when Tommy starts packing/storing the fishbones. When he has packed them all the cats start howling!
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Post by Darkfire on Aug 24, 2007 7:55:08 GMT -5
FLys down to eet on a bantha then smacks gher in the head with the intermediate dictionairy for ALL laungages in fact it is 100 pounds laughs
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Post by Kei-Lin on Aug 24, 2007 11:19:40 GMT -5
Terminator picks up two of the howling cats. He stuffs one down Darkfire's shirt and sprays water on it. He takes the other to Eet's house and it poops on her sofa.
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Post by Darkfire on Aug 24, 2007 19:48:59 GMT -5
AHHH AHH EKKE K eats cat and says EVERYBODY DANCE NOW !!!!!!!!! everyone is in a magic trance and starts dancinen! mean while a tusken raider that is driving optimus prime gos to eets and tries to mount a predalien head on terminators stomach
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Post by Kei-Lin on Aug 24, 2007 21:01:56 GMT -5
Kicks the tusken raider out of the way and pours boiling water on his head, then puts the predailen head om Eet's bed.
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Post by Darkfire on Aug 24, 2007 21:19:51 GMT -5
Darkfires appers behind terminator smiles waves then runs out to street and points look up there is a NUKE from 1 of the poptarts coming down FAST! darkfire runs like a cheetah on crack!
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Post by Sweet Eet on Aug 25, 2007 12:39:31 GMT -5
Eet eluded being captured for experimentation by tricking the agents into capturing someone else - the next-door noisy neighbour.
Eet decides to throw a party, and sends invitations to her good friends Darkfire and Terminator. Eet is sure to have yummy treats and fun things to do! When Terminator walks in Eet offers him a good-smelling samosa. Terminator ia pleased to take a bite and, when he is occupied chewing, Eet influences his thoughts and causes him to see a spider on top. Terminator is startled and takes a step backward, backing into the sofa. Off balance he sits down, hard, right on the pile of cat poop.
Darkfire laughs so hard Eet gives him a whole plate of treats. Darkfire stuffs his face, and temporarily turns into an opossum. Now Darkfire has a nose but really cannot see very well... he is captured when he leaves, by a family who wants to keep him as a pet for their little girl. Darkfire is now stuck in a large, fancy cage, where he is spied on all the time...
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Post by Kei-Lin on Aug 25, 2007 13:02:59 GMT -5
Terminator gets up and washes the cat poop off his pants. He looks at Darkfire the opossum. Suddenly there were hundreds of opossums. (hologram copies)
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Post by Sweet Eet on Aug 25, 2007 13:16:17 GMT -5
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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Post by Darkfire on Aug 25, 2007 14:17:09 GMT -5
darkfire takes opsssum then breaks bars with his hands kills family takes there skulls as trophys gets his weapons and then picks up the little eet throws in the air and ZAPPPS with a transport ray which takes you to a tunnel demnsion where dog poop is money and if you breath a breath of air your lungs explode a paper flies in front of EET that says
Dont breath and have fun! then jumps with termnator in a gian bowil of RICE PUDDING UMM! then eats it with terminator who if he doesn't eat it will be forced to eat
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Post by Sweet Eet on Aug 25, 2007 17:18:50 GMT -5
Eet is not stupid enough to breathe polluted air. Eet is definitely smart enough to quickly find a dog so as to acquire some poop, which is money in this place. First Eet collects just enough poop to buy some good air, then Eet collects all available dog poop and buys a luxurious spaceship. Eet is outta here! Terminator was a very bad termie and did not eat his yummy rice pudding - so Termie is on duty! Termie must sort through thousands of star charts and manuals to plot a course to a better place. Eet settles into her netting bunk and straps in for the ride. Anybody want to come?
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Post by Darkfire on Aug 25, 2007 18:11:17 GMT -5
Darkfire sneaks on borard then casts a number of spells 1.resistanc agiest sadness 50ft AKA anyone within 50ft of eet is happy no matter what 2.PURPLE!!!evrything within 70000000000 ft is purole 3.SWOOSH we are teleported to a large thrown room we see a shape shifing wizard lvl 99,999,999,999 darkfire teleprts away after choping off terminators nuts off with a combi stick BUT...becouse of a spell you are happy ;D ;D about it lucky you!
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Post by Sweet Eet on Aug 25, 2007 18:26:55 GMT -5
Whilst Darkfire makes everybody happy, Eet takes prisoners and assigns tasks. First Eet gathers hapless humans to work in the engine room, which is dangerous. Then Eet snatches Darkfire, who has a combat staff, to work as Guard in the engine room. After all, chopping nuts is quite a talent... so all the humans should be thoroughly afraid and highly motivated. Eet has Termie chart a course for an alien planet in search of power and riches...
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