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Post by Kei-Lin on Feb 10, 2009 13:34:03 GMT -5
Kei-Lin gives Eet a yummy bowl of roasted spiders, thinking they're actually baked beans.
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Post by ExoticHunter on Mar 8, 2009 11:34:59 GMT -5
(Yummy spiders because they look like baked beans? Implication: Beans are yummy)
Adorna sends Kei-Lin to cooking school where he is forced to eat baked beans every time he makes a mistake - which is often!
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Post by Kei-Lin on Mar 9, 2009 21:37:06 GMT -5
Kei-Lin puts cockroaches in Adorna's bed
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Post by ExoticHunter on Mar 21, 2009 7:01:34 GMT -5
Adorna catches the cockroaches, changes the bedding, sterilises the room, and lets a whole passle of rats go in Kei-Lin's room...
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Post by Kei-Lin on Mar 21, 2009 8:44:03 GMT -5
Kei-Lin does some research on the rats and finds they were imported from Congo. Every time he congratulates Adorna on something, Kei-Lin says "Congo rats!" and lets one rat loose in her house... Soon, they are everywhere!
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Post by Sweet Eet on Mar 21, 2009 9:00:23 GMT -5
Eet concentrates hard and teleports all the congo-rats back to Kei-Lin. They all start squeaking and scrabbling to eat his food.
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Post by Darkfire on Apr 14, 2009 21:40:04 GMT -5
Darkfire throws a bucket of slops on EET a group of pigs come out of no where and lick EET dry.
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Post by Sweet Eet on Jun 9, 2009 13:04:14 GMT -5
Eet throws up on Darkfire...
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Post by ExoticHunter on Jun 15, 2009 3:32:54 GMT -5
Adorna offers Kei-Lin a nice huge mug of Belgian coffee; it isn't until he takes a huge swallow that he realises it is machine oil
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Post by Kei-Lin on Jun 18, 2009 2:51:32 GMT -5
Kei-Lin puts realistic rubber worms in Adorna's fridge
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Post by Sweet Eet on Jun 19, 2009 15:36:53 GMT -5
Eet happens to open the door and see the worms, which ARE, indeed, realistic.
Eet removes the worms using tongs, makes a sandwich, and lovingly serves it to Kei-Lin (along with some chips).
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Post by Kei-Lin on Jun 19, 2009 21:47:56 GMT -5
Fortunately, that is the day Kei-Lin feels generous, and gives the sandwich to a homeless person. The chips, however, he eats and enjoys... When he's done, he puts the dirty dish in Eet's cupboard, with the clean dishes.
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Post by ExoticHunter on Jun 23, 2009 14:20:50 GMT -5
Adorna sees the homeless guy turning green and and decides he was poisoned. Adorna calls the cops and poison control. They come immediately and arrest Kei-Lin on Involuntary Manslaughter charges.
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Post by chenshui on Jun 24, 2011 1:04:38 GMT -5
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