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Post by Robocop on Dec 11, 2007 20:28:12 GMT -5
Hello...
Make a post, pretending to be someone else's character! Please remember, this is CHARACTERS ONLY, not the actual person, and it doesn't apply to any other threads.
Like right now, I'm pretending to be terminator
"Terminator offers free repair service for a month"
okay, someone else's turn!
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Post by Kei-Lin on Dec 11, 2007 20:35:00 GMT -5
"Eet sends out holiday greeting cards to everyone. Once she's finished, she goes to Robocop's house, jumps on his lap, and licks his cold, metal hands..."
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Post by Megatron on Dec 11, 2007 20:38:12 GMT -5
"Terminator decides to renounce being a part of Skynet and become Eetie's bodyguard for the rest of his life. He cooks a delicious pot of spinach for Eetie and puts it on the table. While she is so sweetly eating it, he goes outside and does all of her yardwork. Late at night, he tucks her into bed."
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Post by Robocop on Dec 11, 2007 20:45:06 GMT -5
"Adorna goes over to Robocop's house and decides she likes it because he has so many, and all of them are mansions. So she ends up falling in love with Robocop because he has too many houses, and she likes getting to live with him in his huge mansion until one day, Evil Eetus comes over to wreak havoc, and she breaks Robocop in half, and Terminator fixes him but Adorna has to clean all the hydraulic fluid off the carpet and decides it's enough. Still, she regrets having to leave Robocop, because he was strong and skilled at tripping people with elevator cables. Maybe she'll move in with Terminator!"
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Post by Megatron on Dec 11, 2007 21:00:47 GMT -5
"Robocop allows himself to be put in a hydraulic press and slowly destroyed rather than let harm fall on Eetie."
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Post by Robocop on Dec 11, 2007 21:08:15 GMT -5
(AUGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!! yeah RIGHT!!!)
"Megatron cannot bring himself to do it... but he knows he must. Finally, grimacing and cringing to himself, he picks up the harpoon gun. My apologies for doing this, he thought.
Then, before he could change his mind, he clenched his fist and watched as the harpoon shot out of the gun and impaled Eetie, killing her instantly.
A part of him couldn't believe that he'd just killed the one who he'd so solemnly sworn to protect, but he had no choice. Because he knew that if he hadn't done it, Robocop, who was really mad about putting in a hydraulic press and being damaged nearly beyond repair, would open fire on the world and she would surely die anyway.
With one long, last, sad look at the ruined body of his former comrade, Megatron left, wondering if the last of his life would even be worth living."
(HA, got ya back!)
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Post by Kei-Lin on Dec 11, 2007 21:13:45 GMT -5
"Robocop admits that he doesn't know how to mainain himself, and begs Terminator to teach him how to do technical work..."
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Post by Robocop on Dec 11, 2007 21:35:02 GMT -5
"Eet decides she wants to be best friends with Robocop, so she dumps Megatron and Kei-Lin and moves in with Robocop. She sleeps in a huge room with a lovely, soft bed with goosedown pillows and a stack of GPs on the far end of the room that goes up to 14 ft high, all for her and no one else. Every time she runs out, more are put back. She has 300 servants... and she's lonely and miserable because she never sees her darling dear friend, Robocop.
So she and Robocop decide to work something out, and they move all the stuff from Eet's room into Robocop's room, and Eet lives with Robocop in his room, enjoying her endless stack of GPs and the bowl of fruit on her bedside table. Whenever she rings the dangly bell, a servant brings her a platter of sushi.
One night, Eet decides she's cold and lonely, so she leaps from her bed with a leopard grace and gets into Robocop's bed. She burrows under the covers and sleeps all curled up, leaning against Robocop, who's drawing out the plans for some stuff he wants to build.
When she wakes up, Robocop is gone, and she realizes his bed was full of grease. Ick! Eet takes a shower, then walks around the house, looking for Robocop. She finds him out in the yard, building a modified go-cart that goes REALLY fast and can be steered and operated by telekinetics.
Eet spends the rest of the day riding around, wasting her sweet time because Robocop is so nice. As she rides, she wonders if she should marry him, but then she remembers all the grease he always managed getting in his bed, and decided not to.
When the sun was almost down and she had to stop riding, Robocop gave her some lemonade, and she decided to stay there forever, but in her own bed where there was no grease...."
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Post by Megatron on Dec 11, 2007 21:47:19 GMT -5
"Robocop shoots a Guild member and the rest of the Guild come after him and overpower him immediately. He is disassembled and scattered over the universe."
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Post by Darkfire on Dec 11, 2007 21:59:01 GMT -5
General bans everyone!
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Post by Kei-Lin on Dec 11, 2007 22:01:04 GMT -5
"Statement: Ready to throw tomatoes at Eet!"
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Post by Darkfire on Dec 11, 2007 22:02:14 GMT -5
ROBOCOP! GET IN HERE AND STOP EATING CASHEWS!
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Post by Kei-Lin on Dec 11, 2007 22:09:22 GMT -5
"Eet takes her sweet time walking across the control panel of the ship and randomly pressing every button"
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Post by Darkfire on Dec 11, 2007 22:10:04 GMT -5
Megatron steps on everyone
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Post by Kei-Lin on Dec 11, 2007 22:11:31 GMT -5
"Aggressive statement: Eet, if you move, I'll tear your tail off. I suggest you get out of the Skynet building, right now!"
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