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Post by Darkfire on Dec 20, 2007 0:00:26 GMT -5
Okay today i went to see i am legend and i had this idea. I am legend Starring: will smith Nothing like the trailers edge of your seat 5 stars *WARNING SPOILER ALERT*I am legend tells the tale of a coneral in manhatten when a cancer cure goes wrong people get a strange diesase that gives them a zombie appearance/act. So will smith is alone with his dog trying to stop the zombies find a cure and get help only to find that the earth has been infected. Later after a quick encounter you find what the zombies look like and that they die by sunlight so they only attack at night. One day after will smiths dog dies.and that is all i will tell. *SPOILER OVER*
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Post by Darkfire on Dec 25, 2007 6:39:14 GMT -5
Resident evil:extinction tells the tale of the future after the first 2 movies about 100 normal surviors left cure not found bad guys go mutant. it got a half star but i'd say effects 5/5 dialogue:1/5 and all that other good stuff rounded 3/5
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Post by Sweet Eet on Dec 25, 2007 14:19:56 GMT -5
Never heard of it lol
FX gets a 5, huh? What kind of FX does it have?
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Post by ExoticHunter on Dec 26, 2007 1:06:00 GMT -5
I love good special effects!
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Post by Darkfire on Dec 26, 2007 11:37:55 GMT -5
well zombies look good explosions cloning bubbles and mutant + boobe traps
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Post by Sweet Eet on Dec 26, 2007 20:34:09 GMT -5
I like space/aliens/adventure films - is this one of those?
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Post by Darkfire on Jan 4, 2008 8:21:33 GMT -5
it is a zombie mutant /mystary/action/scifi
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Post by Stone Heart on Jan 4, 2008 17:41:17 GMT -5
Hey Darkfire. If you're gonna be doing this, make sure to do one of AvP: R if you manage to see it. I'm curious as to what others think of it... I've seen it, and will wait before giving my long, opinionated speech.
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Post by Darkfire on Jan 5, 2008 11:08:17 GMT -5
I am going to see it tomorrow and there will be my review tomorrow 2
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Post by ExoticHunter on Jan 8, 2008 22:37:27 GMT -5
(waiting for review)
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Post by Darkfire on Jan 9, 2008 7:51:47 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]WARNING!spoiler!WARNINGglow] you know momma queen and chestburster facehugger too, but do you know of the most least common alien of them all ? (bum bum bum) Predalien tall dreadlocks substitutes for a queen as in if a person is pregant can lock mandiblas on her face and force feed her chestbursters Favorite food:human infants Any way in the movie at the predator homeworld a predhouse looks MUCH DIFFERENT THAN WE EXPECTED! It's like a private temple! Wolf had his own ship. (he must have been a clan leader or something. the movie really had no plot... Pesky problems from AVP1 as in predalien preds keep aliens as pets (TAKE THAT YOU HUNTED JERKS! I CAN HAVE ROYAL!) 1 predalien takes out an entire ship. wolf gets involved (preds have, like, hundreds of masks) (pizza guy and bullies on earth) wolf arrives loots the ship (shows respect for dead clan mates) picks up a strange acid that never ends and burns anything! (even aliens) soon enough the national gaurd arrives after an alien attack and the heroes go to a hospital where predalien lies-in-wait for roofbattle they escape on the helicopter everyone else dies, why? an F-16 dropped a portable nuke on the city then there was the WORST ACTING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF! quote: you killed the whole town, you bastards! marines: we were only following orders heros: fair enough. marines know give us the pred weaponry heros: okay WTF? oh and to top it all off the movie says the AMERICAN GOVERMENT WORKS FOR YUTANI!(the chinese space aeronautics) as in Weyland Yutani! once again WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? (now that was called for) [/glow=red,2,300] WARNING SPOILER OVER WARNING [/glow] Acting: 2 effects: 3 story: 0 new stuff: 5 predalien: 4 (all scenes were to dark) battle scences: 0 (it was so dark unless a pred weapon was going off you could barely see the BEETLE BLACK ALIENS! remberance of other movies: 0 (they say that today weapons could kill a hoard of aliens! when in ALIENS SPACE MARINES WERE SLAUGHTERED! remember this review is from a BIG FAN! OVerall: 2/5 and it gave people the wrong idea on alien and predator! there was this kid behind me asking his parents "is the predator a good guy? why is he killing people?" YOU MORONS WHO MADE AVP I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! End? dear lord no! AVP 3
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Post by Sweet Eet on Jan 9, 2008 9:19:32 GMT -5
I agree so totally with the above review! I would have given in a 5 for being horrifying, a 4 for being offensive, a 0 for plot, a 0 for lighting, and may I add it had many illogical scenes and ideas, just like he said.
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Post by Darkfire on Jan 9, 2008 9:21:58 GMT -5
and the acting!uhh!
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Post by Sweet Eet on Jan 9, 2008 13:11:53 GMT -5
what acting?? There wasn't any acting LOL. I swear, I hate facehuggers and bullies more than anything. Well, I only paid $6 for three tickets so that part was straight.
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Post by Stone Heart on Jan 9, 2008 15:30:41 GMT -5
Finally, somebody with a set of eyes and ears. Everybody on the Hunted says it's good... I can't see how.
Final fight scene sucked badly. They should've been all over that roof, tearing each other apart... Maybe end up falling off the roof, still trying to hit each other in the air... End up fighting in the streets. That scene was too short for what it was. Now, what I thought was dumb was... Well, Wolf. He seemed to be a fan of his magical disappearing blue stuff. We see him use that plenty of times, and yet... When do you see him use his weapons that much? He uses his plasmacasters plenty against the humans. But he used all those other things a grand total of once or twice. I was very disappointed with the shurikens, at that. He may as well have not even had them. Armor and helmet was cool enough... But his face? Screw it. Scrap it. Try again.
The worst part about Wolf was the final fight. He doesn't act like an experienced warrior anymore. No. Now he just acts like an idiot, tears his mask from his face, drops all his weapons, and prepares for it to be some sort of fight for his honor. No, that was NOT why he was there. He was there to clean up what the Predalien started. NOT to be mister super-strong-kick-all-rear Yautja. No. Keep all those weapons, the helmet, everything. I was waiting for him to bust out the second plasmacaster and kill the dang thing. Nope, that never came.
There was zero character developement. So you can't do anything other than go "Oh, too bad..." when somebody dies. Nope. Nothin'. Just... Bad. Very bad.
I could continue ranting. But I won't. I'll just add one last thing, and be done.
My final comment, though I could continue on, will be appearances. Hardly ever do you see the aliens or Predators in the whole movie. It can hardly be called "Alien Versus Predator." Especially when it ends through human interference.
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