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you know momma queen and chestburster facehugger too, but do you know of the most least common alien of them all ? (bum bum bum)
Predalien
tall
dreadlocks
substitutes for a queen as in if a person is pregant can lock mandiblas on her face and force feed her chestbursters
Favorite food:human infants
Any way in the movie at the predator homeworld a predhouse looks MUCH DIFFERENT THAN WE EXPECTED! It's like a private temple!
Wolf had his own ship. (he must have been a clan leader or something.
the movie really had no plot...
Pesky problems from AVP1 as in predalien
preds keep aliens as pets
(TAKE THAT YOU HUNTED JERKS! I CAN HAVE ROYAL!)
1 predalien takes out an entire ship.
wolf gets involved (preds have, like, hundreds of masks)
(pizza guy and bullies on earth)
wolf arrives
loots the ship
(shows respect for dead clan mates)
picks up a strange acid that never ends and burns anything!
(even aliens)
soon enough the national gaurd arrives after an alien attack and the heroes go to a hospital where predalien lies-in-wait for roofbattle
they escape on the helicopter
everyone else dies, why? an F-16 dropped a portable nuke on the city
then there was the WORST ACTING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!
quote: you killed the whole town, you bastards!
marines: we were only following orders
heros: fair enough.
marines know give us the pred weaponry
heros: okay
WTF?
oh and to top it all off
the movie says the AMERICAN GOVERMENT WORKS FOR YUTANI!(the chinese space aeronautics)
as in Weyland Yutani!
once again WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? (now that was called for)
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Acting: 2
effects: 3
story: 0
new stuff: 5
predalien: 4 (all scenes were to dark)
battle scences: 0 (it was so dark unless a pred weapon was going off you could barely see the BEETLE BLACK ALIENS!
remberance of other movies: 0 (they say that today weapons could kill a hoard of aliens! when in ALIENS SPACE MARINES WERE SLAUGHTERED!
remember this review is from a BIG FAN!
OVerall: 2/5
and it gave people the wrong idea on alien and predator!
there was this kid behind me asking his parents
"is the predator a good guy? why is he killing people?"
YOU MORONS WHO MADE AVP I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!
End?
dear lord no!
AVP 3