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Post by Kei-Lin on Sept 2, 2007 12:23:35 GMT -5
"Darkfire, I am the ship commander until Eet is back from the restroom, and I am giving you an order. Let Robocop go, and stop threatening your allies. There are MANY alien creatures around here, so why do you want to feed Robocop to a shark??
If you fail to comply, you will be exiled and kicked off our trading team"
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Post by Darkfire on Sept 2, 2007 14:22:34 GMT -5
darkfire lets go off robocop WhAT DO WE DO ABOUT THE FISH???
Hmm...well Lightbulb appears over darkfire head ah thats what i needed puts ship jumpers (like car jumpers only bigger)in the water the shark EXPLODES causing a feeding frenzy making millions of other sharks come...
HERE terminator DO something!hands terminator his thiegh pad to pacth up ship okay lets do something and get o utta here befroere they come this way!
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Post by Sweet Eet on Sept 2, 2007 15:41:04 GMT -5
Eet has returned...
Folks, US rocket ships and our Spacestation can withstand being hit by small asteroids. Every time someone or something (like TV satellites) are put into orbit the process leaves space debris. Hitting the smaller items does NOT cause holes to be punched in ships, and throwing a baseball would not either.
1. Robocop and Darkfire are both going to start cleaning, *right* *now*, whatever mess each was responsible for. Youse guys have ONE HOUR! As the second-in-command, TERMIE, you are responsible to keep us on track.
When you boys are finished cleaning, please check our weapons and the transport. Anyone who injested hydraulic fluid or any other type of oil must now swallow liquid soap to counteract the effect.
Darkfire, please repair the engine. It is a hyperdrive engine and has no hydraulic fluid. You could clean the engine with a sonic cleaner and you will soon be done.
Robocop, Darkfire wanted to play catch so please clean your mess. There is no hole in the wall of the spaceship, not from that, so fix whatever mess there is.
You boys can the kill the fishes and the shark and we can eat them - I'm starved.
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Post by Robocop on Sept 2, 2007 15:54:13 GMT -5
Robocop picks up all the broken pieces of the thing in front of the wall and carries them outside and dumps them in the water.
Since Darkfire isn't paying attention, Robocop cleans the engine, grabs Darkfire by the front of his armor, and force-feeds him soap. Since when is there soap on a spaceship?
Hydraulic fluid would have no effect on Terminator and I seeing that we're cyborgs and we didn't swallow any anyway; that was just Darkfire.
Robocop harpoons a fish and pulls it out of the water and dumps it in a basket. Then he harpoons another.
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Post by Kei-Lin on Sept 2, 2007 16:11:38 GMT -5
Terminator checked on Robocop's work with the wall and the engine. Seeing that Robocop had done a good job, Terminator attached a net to the grappling hook of the sword and fired it. The net landed way out in the water, and when Terminator retracted it, a great many fish were in the net.
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Post by Robocop on Sept 2, 2007 16:16:32 GMT -5
Robocop tries to get the shark but the harpoon backfires and hits him... Robocop falls in the water
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Post by Kei-Lin on Sept 2, 2007 16:18:58 GMT -5
Terminator catches Robocop before he can fall in the water. "Aren't you-all done fishing yet? I just dragged a whole net full of fish into the ship. And why the HECK did the harpoon backfire off the shark?  Darkfire, did you project a forcefield around the shark?" Terminator drags Robocop into the ship. |
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Post by Darkfire on Sept 2, 2007 17:11:56 GMT -5
(DARKFIRE DID NOT DRINK HYDROLICS FLUID ReTARD! HE IS MY CHARACHTER AND ROBOCOP ONLY SAID THAT BUT DID NOT POST THAT I DID THAT!)
EET that is old okay and a robot already cleaned before i started dancin.
darkfire walks over to terminator yes it has been taen care of.
darkfire walks over to robocop
HEy freind lets have a drink!Throws salty water in robocops mouth. slaps his hands gets in a turret and starts BLASTING sharks
so when are we gonna... DIE FISHY!...get outta here?
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Post by Sweet Eet on Sept 2, 2007 18:25:09 GMT -5
SOAP is used to:
Wash clothes
Wash lab equipment
Wash dishes
Wash laundry
Wash fish-skinning equipment
Wash the floor
I am sure you get the point.
Good job on Cleaning; Catching fishes; Being ready to leave.
Since the next world might not be populated with seafood, Eet decides it's a good idea to catch a shark and store the sharkmeat in the deepfreeze. Eet calls termie, telepathically,
"Hey, Termie, come over here and make ready to catch a shark."
When Termie is close and ready, Eet telepathically calls the shark, "Yummy yummy food, over here"... and the shark swims over.
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Post by Darkfire on Sept 2, 2007 18:32:38 GMT -5
BUM bum bum bum ba bum ba.... wait i've seen this movie before! smile you son of a WAIT WHAT IS THAT THE ROBOSHARK from james and the giant peach??? Quick lets go! darkfire readys a harpoon  |
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Post by Kei-Lin on Sept 2, 2007 18:46:55 GMT -5
Terminator puts Robocop on his bedroom and shuts the door so Darkfire doesn't get any ideas about dragging him off and dropping him in the lake. Then Terminator gets Eet's telepathic message.
Terminator runs outside and shoots the grappling hook into the shark's mouth and pulls it onto the island.
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Post by Darkfire on Sept 2, 2007 18:51:37 GMT -5
AHHH AHHHH AHHHH Plop
a peice of shark almost landed on darkfire darkfir eruns in the ship and closes door okay lets go before shamu shows up!
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Post by Kei-Lin on Sept 2, 2007 18:55:16 GMT -5
Terminator cuts the shark into strips and gets one of Robocop's containers that compress the blood out of meat. Terminator put the shark meat in one of the containers and dragged it on board.
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Post by Darkfire on Sept 2, 2007 19:00:43 GMT -5
well lets go turns on ship closes door takes off to EARTH where it wait is does not exist anymore!
(if you have seen the powers of 10 you would know why)
the sun its a super nova! okay then lets go ther places like this veron
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Post by Robocop on Sept 2, 2007 19:08:49 GMT -5
"Terminator... Come in here. Eet can finish the meat"
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Darkfire, did you project a forcefield around the shark?"