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Post by Sweet Eet on Aug 31, 2007 9:12:32 GMT -5
This is a Medical Facility which deals with the various wounds of battle. It has state-of-the-art diagnostic and surgical equipment, rehab equipment, and is a totally secure facility where one can be healed without fear of outside threats.
In addition, I enhance strength, perform reconstructive plastic surgery, (if your arm is cut off I reattach it; also I can surgically alter your appearance), and remove larvae!
Run by Eet.
Now hiring.
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Post by Robocop on Sept 1, 2007 21:02:25 GMT -5
If you hire me, how much are you going to pay me?
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Post by Sweet Eet on Sept 1, 2007 21:18:54 GMT -5
It would be my pleasure to hire you. As to rate of pay, How hard are you going to work? More work, more pay.
What can you do?
What salary do you think is reasonable?
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Post by Robocop on Sept 1, 2007 23:00:34 GMT -5
I am willing to work from 10:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. on Monday through Friday and 11:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. on Saturday, if that's acceptable. I think 5-10 gold pieces per week is reasonable. Beyond that, you can pick the salary, or if you think it's not reasonable, tell me. I'm willing to compromise.
As for what I can do, I can disinfect cuts, I can stop acid from further burning (which you're going to need if you plan to invite Predators in here), I can carry unconscious people around, I can hold squirming people still, I can pretty much do anything I have instructions for.
Certainly I'm not as fast or as fast a learner as my partner, Terminator, but I'm willing to cooperate and take orders.
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Post by Sweet Eet on Sept 1, 2007 23:40:23 GMT -5
Well, seems like 7 GPs per week to start is fair, with bonuses for increased skills and training; also, I will split any bonuses we get 50-50. I am willing to make suggestions but I am not very interested in "bossing" you, so I encourage you to look around to see if something needs doing. I have tried to buy a personal forcefield from Terminator but he seems too busy to sell me one. If he's your ally perhaps you can move him along.
I will also buy one for you for work so we can be free of those bloody chestbursters and other nasties. Please tell me if this is acceptable?
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Post by Robocop on Sept 2, 2007 9:49:26 GMT -5
That's fine. It sounds like a great deal.
I think Terminator came up with something better than a forcefield, because it deflects water as well. He has it in the armory right now. I'm not going anywhere near there, because last time I was there, Darkfire threw me in a swimming pool filled with soda. GROSS!!
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Post by Sweet Eet on Sept 2, 2007 14:52:28 GMT -5
ONE, it is gross, TWO it is non-productive.
Consider yourself hired! and welcome to the Medical Center. As a sign-on bonus I offer you a free cleaning of your person, to be sure you are free of contaminating soda. Come around for it, at your convenience.
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Post by Robocop on Sept 2, 2007 15:56:44 GMT -5
"We'll be getting a lot of business soon. A spaceship full of Predators caught on fire a few miles from here and I heard 50 of them were burned"
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Post by Sweet Eet on Sept 2, 2007 18:11:50 GMT -5
Excellent - we require burn cream, gauze, and a place out of the light for superficial burns; we require those items and a sterile cleaning solution for medium burns (the solution removes dead skin).
For bad burns we require the above items and a solution to regenerate Predator skin; plus a liquid nutrient bath to submerge the healing Predator in.
We have to have enough beds for the not-so-badly-burned and enough tanks for the badly burned - in a room with no light. We can use ultraviolet light to see our patients but regular light will harm the new skin while it grows.
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Post by Robocop on Sept 2, 2007 19:05:18 GMT -5
Robocop ran around and got the gauze, burn cream, and disinfectant out of different storage cupboards. He put all the stuff on the counter and counted the beds - The medical center was pretty big and there were 70 beds - more than sufficient. Tanks were in the next room.
Robocop turned to look at Eet. "Would you like me to go outside and carry the patients in?"
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Post by Sweet Eet on Sept 2, 2007 20:19:09 GMT -5
Carrying or bringing the patients in would be great, thanks, then we can get started! Thanks for doing such a careful job of checking our supplies and equipment
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Post by Robocop on Sept 2, 2007 21:25:04 GMT -5
Robocop walked outside and got in the van. He drove to where the space ship had crashed and examined the damage. Dead Predators lay all over the ground. The few surviving ones were all trying to attack Robocop.
Robocop dragged 3 Predators into the van; the other 6 would have to wait. Robocop didn't want them to try to fight while he was driving.
Robocop drove back to the medical center and carried the Predators in one at a time, putting them on the beds and leaving them for Eet to deal with while he went to get the rest of them.
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Post by Sweet Eet on Sept 2, 2007 23:35:46 GMT -5
Eet immediately starts working on the wounded predators. First Eet floods the room with anesthetic gas so the predators cannot feel pain and cannot attack. Next Eet examines the patients for signs of larvae. Finding no larvae, and no injuries other than burns, Eet then cleans their burns, administers medicinal cream, and wraps gauze bandages around their burns. When finished, Eet sends the patients (who are on gurneys) into the recovery room by telekinesis, and secures the forcefield door. Our cat is nowhere to be seen so the predators cannot attack it
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Post by Robocop on Sept 3, 2007 11:34:19 GMT -5
Robocop finished bringing the remaining six Predators into the medical center. He checked to make sure Eet had enough equipment, then went outside to disinfect the van before putting any future patients in to take them to the hospotal. Allowing diseases to spread frompatient to patient was a bad idea...
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Post by Sweet Eet on Sept 3, 2007 14:13:00 GMT -5
Eet goes to work on the next six predators. The first three are healing nicely! Same procedure as before but one of these patient is an elder predator, so Eet takes special care to look for injuries.
This one has a burn from a Ray gun, and Eet smooths a special burn cream on it. Eet keeps the Elder with the particular burns inside the recovery room for observation - he might have to go in the healing tank.
Eet tells her employee "GOOD JOB" for disinfecting everything so nicely. Indeed we do not want to pass infection from patient to patient, or from them to us!
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