Post by Optimus Prime on Nov 10, 2007 19:57:11 GMT -5
Welcome to Optimus' Emporium of Live Dinosaurs,
Specializing in pterodactyls!
To practice on, eat, or take out anger on, it's always good to have a few dinosaurs handy when you aren't hunting! You can test weapons on them, eat them, kick 'em around in your spare time, use the big ones as bridges to get across busy streets, give them away as presents, sell them to your friends, ship them Express to your enemies, coat your rivals' houses in their fecal matter, keep them as pets, show them to your parents when those crazy parents want to give you a bath, and for many other uses!
That's why I bring into the use of the public good...
Optimus' Emporium of Live Dinosaurs, specializing in breeding and strengthening ptyerrodactyls. I als run a control center in which I capture dinosaurs that are running loose and causing mayhem in busy cities and bring them here where they can do no harm!
In case anyone is wondering what happened to my old store, well... the Skynet Demolition Crew mistook it for a human stronghold, perhaps for apparent reasons that I should have seen.
Then, well... I'm sure you know how Skynet's demolition crews react to finding human strongholds. My old store is the smoky, disasterous pile of rubble next to Megatron's real estate center.
Pricing:
Ptyerrodactyl: 10 GPs
Stegosaurus: 30 GPs
Brachiosaurus: 60 GPs
Brontosaurus: 55 GPs
Allosaurus: 60 GPs
Tyrannosaurus: 100 GPs
Velociraptor: 10 GPs
Dilophasaurus: 65 GPs
I also still have quite a few select species from my own store, since Skynet was only after the humans, whom they believed to be members of the Resistance.
All listed below are availible in all ranks:
Karkans: 30 GPs
Guild members: 30 GPs
Any being with multiple heads: 12 GPs
Grondians: 10 GPs
Raolaks: 15 GPs
Yautja: 25 GPs
Miekers: 15 GPs
Listed below are the things in the "Random Items" cages:
20 cats (all varieties)
40 kittens (all varieties)
15 rottweilers
2 German sheperd puppies
A daschund
16 poodles
12 Karkan dogs
Anything in the Random Items cages you can have for 20 GPs
Below is the stuff in the Lost and Found:
A mailman's hat
A broken motherboard
A cookbook
A severed arm
A phone bill
An overdue IRS bill
An air-conditioning bill
A bill from the demolition crew (which actually belongs to Optimus, but he's not going to claim it)
A repair bill
An envelope that's addressed to Robocop
Another repair bill
A third repair bill
A bill that appears to have been delivered personally by the technician
A bill from the technician that's addressed to Robocop
A late-payment fee bill
Anyone can have anything out of the Lost and Found that they want... I won't make you prove it's yours or charge you!
This was all brought to you by Optimus Prime
- The Autobot Leader
