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Post by Kei-Lin on Jan 6, 2008 13:15:57 GMT -5
"If you make a mistake and someone breaks into a million pieces, don't blame it on me or Skynet", Terminator tells Eet. "We warned you."
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Post by Sweet Eet on Jan 7, 2008 2:10:01 GMT -5
Warning acknowledged.
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Post by Kei-Lin on Jan 7, 2008 21:14:16 GMT -5
Terminator turns around and leaves the donation booth. When he's 5 feet away from it, he disappears in a flash of blue light, time-traveling to who knows where.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Jan 7, 2008 21:38:57 GMT -5
Optimus walks up to the donation booth as Terminator leaves and drops a large container of liquid that was strained out of stolen plants on the counter. It stimulates the production of platelets, meaning that humans who drink the stuff won't bleed to death. It tastes really nasty, though.
Then he turns around, transforms, and drives off, splashing mud on other cars.
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Post by ExoticHunter on Jan 8, 2008 22:41:31 GMT -5
"Thank you for an interesting donation", Adorna sends a telepathic thanks, "how do I store it?" Adorna puts the platelet stimulating liquid into a refrigeration unit until Optimus answers.
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Post by Sweet Eet on Jan 10, 2008 7:55:31 GMT -5
(Optimus is almost never online so you might grow old and die waiting for an answer) "Keeping it in a refrigeration unit is good", thinks Eet to Adorna, "minus more specific information".
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Post by Optimus Prime on Jan 10, 2008 9:14:26 GMT -5
(I wasn't online because Ken hacked my account and changed the password)
Optimus suddenly spins around and the mud sprays in all directions. He turns back into a robot and looks around at all the muddy cars and pedestrians. Then he walks back over to Eet, making big holes in the mud with every step. "Don't microwave it if it freezes", he says. "If you microwave it, it becomes overpowerful and causes sticky glue-type stuff to form over people's noses and mouths. I tested it on some human captives, and it was really gross. If it does get frozen, it's probably weakened, but still somewhat effective"
Then he transforms and drives off, splashing even more mud on the cars. They now look like big boulders in the mud!
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Post by ExoticHunter on Jan 10, 2008 14:34:07 GMT -5
Thank you for the information!
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Post by Kei-Lin on Jan 10, 2008 19:21:10 GMT -5
(Ken had better stop all this hacking...)
Kei-Lin comes over and holds up a tube of what looks like sunscreen. Seeing the confused expressions on Eet and Adorna's faces, he quickly says, "This isn't sunscreen... it's Anti-Facehugger Cream. You put it on your face, and if a facehugger lands on your face, the darn thing disintegrates, acid and all, before it can infect you" he explains. "Useful, huh?"
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Post by Sweet Eet on Jan 10, 2008 22:05:36 GMT -5
"Well, that is very useful, IF we know the facehuggers are coming! Are we supposed to wear this 24/7"? asks Eet.
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Post by Kei-Lin on Jan 11, 2008 15:51:10 GMT -5
"Well, once you wash it off, it's not effective anymore", Kei-Lin says. He takes a can of Coke out of his equipment case, opens it, and drinks its contents, then he crumples the can and tosses it into an open manhole.
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Post by Sweet Eet on Jan 11, 2008 18:44:57 GMT -5
"How are we supposed to know to use it?" asks Eet. "Does it work if the facehugger has already attached? If not , do you have anything that does?"
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Post by Kei-Lin on Jan 11, 2008 19:20:23 GMT -5
"Once the facehugger already infected you, you're pretty much a goner", Kei-Lin said. "The things knock you unconscious and by the time you wake up, the chestburster is about ready to come out... Very few survive long enough to get treatment. But I was thinking of developing a tablet that you swallow to make the chestburster fall asleep so it doesn't burst out of your chest. That could give more time to seek help"
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Post by Megatron on Jan 11, 2008 21:15:30 GMT -5
"Are you going to sell us any of those pills?", Megatron asks.
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Post by Sweet Eet on Jan 11, 2008 22:29:21 GMT -5
"This center takes donations; it does not sell them. You can buy them after a medical workup in the Medical Facility if you like", thinks Eet to Megs.
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