Skynet Associates

[sbauer]

sbauer said:

admin said:

To become an employee of Skynet:
To become an employee of Skynet, fill out the following form:

Job Application

Name:
Species:
Job(s) that Interests you:
Experience Level:

Are you a member of Skynet or Skynet Associates?
yes
If yes, how long have you been a member?

If no, are you interested in becoming a member?

You can copy and paste the code here:
[u][b]Job Application[/b][/u]

[b]Name:[/b]
[b]Species:[/b]
[b]Job(s) that Interests you:[/b]
[b]Experience Level:[/b]

Are you a member of Skynet or Skynet Associates?

If yes, how long have you been a member?

If no, are you interested in becoming a member?

[Post adjusted by Eet. Sbauer quoted the entire initial description of ths thread because he wanted to apply for a job, and I removed everything except the application part because I grew tired of reading it!]

[Kei-Lin]

(Please stop double-posting. This is your second warning.)

the Terminator looks at the non-completed application. "To get a job, you have to fill out this application", he says.

[sbauer]

admin said:

Well, this is Skynet Associates. We decided to open public services to anyone with a lot of money. Since Skynet was rendered defective and Terminator is the new Leader, he decided to make some money by offering the usually private services of Skynet Associates to outsiders.

Our list of services include:

Employment is as followed:

Skynet Robotics Engineering Team
Employees:

Skynet Construction Team
Employees:

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Employees:

Skynet Combat Training Team
Employees:

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Employees:

Skynet Designing and Drafting Center
Employees:

Skynet Extermination and Living Being Destruction Team
Employees:

Skynet Infiltration Division
Employees:

Public Sparring Arenas
Employees:

Note: Eet is not a member of Skynet or Skynet Associates and must be watched carefully!

Skynet Repair Service
Employees:

Weapons Engineering
Employees: terminators

To become an employee of Skynet:
To become an employee of Skynet, fill out the following form:

Job Application

Name:
Species:
Job(s) that Interests you: warrior
Experience Level:48

Are you a member of Skynet or Skynet Associates?

If yes, how long have you been a member?
begining
If no, are you interested in becoming a member?
yes
You can copy and paste the code here:
[u][b]Job Application[/b][/u]
][u][b]Job Application[/b][/u]

[b]Name:[/b]
[b]Species:[/b]
[b]Job(s) that Interests you:[/b]
[b]Experience Level:[/b]

Are you a member of Skynet or Skynet Associates
no
If yes, how long have you been a member?

If no, are you interested in becoming a member?[/quote]yes

[Kei-Lin]

the Terminator looks at the "yes" at the bottom of the form. "Fill out the whole form", he says, and sends kei-Lin to go stock weapons.

[Darkfire]

Maxroth quetly sneaks in.I could be weapon creator.

[Kei-Lin]

"Okay, hired", Terminator says, "and you're going to be Kei-Lin's assistant"

[Darkfire]

Okay vist the plasmid pitstop for my creations.

[Kei-Lin]

FOR THIS WEEK ONLY, 15% OFF DEMOLITION WORK

[Sweet Eet]

Eet wants to hire Terminator to demolish Megatron's house because he never plays. Please quote me a price.

[Robocop]

1500 gold pieces and I'll come smash the house in with sludge hammers and you'll never have to deal with my boss or have big, noisy diggers nextdoor

[ExoticHunter]

"What the heck is a SLUDGE hammer? Do you mean a SLEDGE hammer?" asks Adorna.

[Sweet Eet]

"I think Terminator should say who is going to do the job and at what price before we start", Eet responds.

[Kei-Lin]

"Robocop, you have no authority to give prices or operate the excavators.", Terminator said to his employee. Turning back to Eet, he said "The price is 200 gold pieces, although if you're going to have Robocop smash the building down with a sledgehammer to prevent the use of excavators, the price will go up."

[Robocop]

"What's an excavator?", Robocop asks Kei lin. (Really, what is it?)