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Post by Megatron on Oct 13, 2007 10:47:23 GMT -5
Optimus Prime, you will get off of my property. Now. Right now. Eetie, will you please influence him to leave?
We will have to appoint another technician, since Robocop severely damaged me and my self-repair system is now completely destroyed.
My apologies for having to dump this on you, Terminator.
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Post by Sweet Eet on Oct 13, 2007 11:04:20 GMT -5
Eet comes home and is furious. Why is there a Roocop-generated pigsty on her lawn?
Eet sends a mental scream! She then mentally coerces Robocop to LEAVE. As he is leaving Eet makes him see thngs on the ground which are not there; as he tries to avoid non-existant objects he trips and falls. When he falls lots of little parts come detached.
Robocop fell OUTSIDE of the boundaries of Eet's land. Apparently Megatron is severely damaged and Terminator resigned his position as Technician, so Eet sends out a general telepathic call, "Help! Any Mechanics out there who want a job, please respond!" Eet sits back and waits for some hero to answer.
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Post by Kei-Lin on Oct 13, 2007 11:20:29 GMT -5
Terminator, who was helping Kei-Lin in the Armory to fix the security system that Robocop broke when he was stealing stuff, heard Eet's distress call. Terminator groaned. What now... ? Can't the new technician keep up with his work?
Terminator used a GPS tracker to monitor Eet's position and go to her. "Well, Eet, what's up?"
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Post by Sweet Eet on Oct 13, 2007 11:27:20 GMT -5
Eet gives a mental shrug which has an overtone of disgust. "Optimus/Robocop ruined Megatron again - he's really in need of a major overhaul", Eet thinks to Terninator.
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Post by Kei-Lin on Oct 13, 2007 11:45:36 GMT -5
"I wondered why Robocop was lying in front of your gate, disassembled", Terminator said. "I'll check him for computer viruses later"
Terminator looks at Megatron - or rather, what remains of Megatron. "Are you sure you can afford this?"
Terminator sets up his equipment. He puts a storage cage on the end of a rope, which is tied to a tree. Kind of primitive, but it'll have to work
Terminator pushes the storage cage over the edge of the ravine. Just as he thought... It's hovering 5 feet above the water. Terminator swings down the rope and lands on top of the storage cage, then climbs in, pulls Megatron in, and climbs out again. Terminator climbs back up the rope and winches the storage cage - and Megatron - up.
Now Terminator has gotten a good look at the extent of the damage to Megatron. "Doggone it! What was Robocop doing, playing around with a plasma gun?", he said. "It's a good thing Megatron's waterproof, or he would be damaged beyond repair..."
Terminator begins the long, slow, and annoying process of partially rebuilding Megatron. I hope Eet can afford this...
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Post by Megatron on Oct 13, 2007 11:51:07 GMT -5
Megatron swings around and trips Optimus Prime, sending him flying into the storage cage, which falls into the water at the bottom of the ravine.
Terminator, if he knows what is best for him, will not try to use me as a science experiment...
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Post by Sweet Eet on Oct 13, 2007 12:00:01 GMT -5
Eet fined Robocop a HUGE fine. Termie should take than money first. Bill Eet for any remaining charges.
Megatron is not a science experiment, but Robocop is!
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Post by Megatron on Oct 13, 2007 12:01:28 GMT -5
If Terminator decides to use me as a science experiment, he will end up in the river with Optimus Prime.
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Post by Sweet Eet on Oct 13, 2007 12:05:31 GMT -5
It seems no one has any influence over Robocop's actions. He cannot even control himself!
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Post by Megatron on Oct 13, 2007 12:10:16 GMT -5
He has a computer virus.
Can't the repairs go any faster? I have things to do.
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Post by Kei-Lin on Oct 13, 2007 12:11:47 GMT -5
It would go faster if you would hold still instead of kicking people into the river...
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Post by Sweet Eet on Oct 13, 2007 12:12:58 GMT -5
Eet thinks Termie is hard at work repairing Megatron...
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Post by Kei-Lin on Oct 13, 2007 12:14:48 GMT -5
Robocop did a real nice job messing him up...
I'm going to send Robocop to the junkyard!!!
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Post by Optimus Prime on Oct 13, 2007 12:20:37 GMT -5
Optimus Prime gets out of the water, repairs Robocop, then picks up Terminator and walks off.
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Post by Megatron on Oct 13, 2007 12:21:50 GMT -5
Megatron gets up and runs after Optimus Prime, stepping on Robocop on the way.
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