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Post by ExoticHunter on Jan 24, 2008 23:17:29 GMT -5
Walking in at this moment, Adorna says "Hello". "What does this weapon do?" she asks Terminator.
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Post by Kei-Lin on Jan 25, 2008 1:00:47 GMT -5
"It's not for sale, Megatron!", Kei-Lin snaps over his shoulder. Turning his head and looking at Adorna, he then says, "It's not for sale, but I will answer your question. The sword was created specially. It has a built-in continuum disruptor, meaning that it can slice open the fabric of time and space itself, therefore opening portals and vortexes, both through time and into alternate realities. Only I understand how it works exactly", Kei-Lin says.
"Would you like a demonstration, or to buy a continuum disruptor?", Kei-Lin says as an afterthought.
[typos corrected by Eet, who loves this post! and wouldn't normally correct the boss' typos.]
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Post by Sweet Eet on Jan 25, 2008 13:01:20 GMT -5
In walks Eetie, apparently at just the right moment!
"Hello", Eet thinks to Kei-Lin by way of greeting, "I would like to see the demonstration! However, I came to buy something - I would please like to buy some type of ear coverings which will allow me to hear but will prevent insect or other infestations."
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Post by Kei-Lin on Jan 25, 2008 15:48:28 GMT -5
Kei-Lin disappears into the basement and comes back holding some funny-looking earplugs. "This part goes in your ear, and the other thing clips it to your ear so it can't fall out", he says. "Sort of like what humans call 'çlip earrings', except for the squishy thing that fits in your ear..."
Kei-Lin reaches into a hidden glass cabinet behind the counter and pulls out a polished black case. He opens the case and reveals a fancy-looking sword and some kind of mini-computer. Kei-Lin picks the sword up, then he turns the mini-computer on and taps a few buttons. The sword in his hand hums with energy and what look like bolts of lightning flash up and down it.
Kei-Lin clips the mini-computer to his belt. "While I do this, time here will freeze", he says. "If I'm gone for even one million years, when I return I return to this point in time, meaning that nothing will happen while I'm gone. Right now, I'm only going to be gone for five minutes. When I return, you will have seen me disappear and reappear in two seconds."
Kei-Lin slashes the sword, creating a black area in the middle of the room where the sword had slashed. Within the seemingly endless blackness, lightning flashed. White light, blue light, green light... It made interesting patterns inside the never-ending black layout. Then Kei-Lin disappeared into the blackness and the vortex closed behind him.
Kei-Lin waited for five minutes. Then he tapped a few more buttons on the mini-computer and shashed the sword again. As he slashed the sword, he walked into a seemingly empty space, and felt the familiar feeling of being squeezed through a tube... that happened when you left the very fabric of time and space itself; the code that made up our universe and many others...
To Eet and Adorna, no time had passed. They had seen Kei-Lin dissappear, then reappear one second later. The five minutes he had spent inside the space-time continuum was a nonexistant five minutes, and yet he had been there... done it...
"Your demonstration is over", he said, turning the mini-computer off. The sword stopped glowing and giving off electric energy. It looked like a normal sword now. Kei-Lin put it back in the case, and put the mini-computer next to it. He closed the case and locked it shut, then replaced it in the hidden glass cabinet, which he locked as well.
Kei-Lin sat back down in his seat behind the counter, seemingly calm, as though nothing had happened.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Jan 25, 2008 16:28:32 GMT -5
Optimus was hiding in the basement watching. wow... that's really neat!, he thinks. I want to get one of those things!
"Hey kei-Lin! Where do you want the new shipment?", he asks, seeing the Federal Express guy standing at the door.
[post made bold by staff]
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Post by Megatron on Jan 27, 2008 18:47:39 GMT -5
Megatron goes outside and signs for the package, then brings it inside. "Commander Kei-Lin, where do you want these self-destruct devices? The new shipment just came in", Megatron says, holding up the box.
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Post by Kei-Lin on Jan 27, 2008 19:32:30 GMT -5
"Put them in the basement", Kei-Lin says. "I want to modify them before we sell them"
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Post by Sweet Eet on Jan 27, 2008 22:35:13 GMT -5
"Will you please sell me something which covers my ears and prevents anything, creature or otherwise, from entering? I really do not want an earplug which would inhibit my hearing", Eet thinks to Kei-Lin.
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Post by Megatron on Feb 1, 2008 17:06:43 GMT -5
Megatron sells Eet a modified hairnet which fits over her ears.
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Post by Kei-Lin on Feb 2, 2008 17:29:10 GMT -5
Kei-Lin would rather sell Eet earmuff frames with mesh over the part where the earmuffs used to go...
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Post by Sweet Eet on Feb 3, 2008 0:18:20 GMT -5
"Excellent, SOLD!!" thinks Eet to Kei-Lin. "If you decide to sell the space-time continuum disruptors please let me know. What do I owe you for these excellent ear protectors?"
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Post by Kei-Lin on Feb 3, 2008 20:42:46 GMT -5
"5 GPs", Kei-Lin says. "And I could sell you a continuum disruptor, but you have to fill out forms and answer questions.... I can't allow people to violate the laws of reality"
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Post by Sweet Eet on Feb 7, 2008 8:00:05 GMT -5
Eet pays promptly. "I am glad to fill out forms and answer questions", Eet thinks to Kei-Lin.
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Post by Kei-Lin on Feb 7, 2008 8:30:54 GMT -5
"What do you want to use it for?", Kei-Lin asks as he puts the money in the safe.
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Post by Optimus Prime on Feb 7, 2008 8:35:22 GMT -5
Optimus puts 200GP in the safe, takes a teleporter, and leaves, seeing that his shift is over.
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