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Post by Robocop on Sept 29, 2007 13:11:33 GMT -5
Because I HATE MEGATRON!!!!!
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Post by Megatron on Sept 29, 2007 13:31:32 GMT -5
Megatron impales Robocop with an icicle.
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Post by Robocop on Sept 29, 2007 13:36:16 GMT -5
Robocop dodges the icicle, Megatron slips in the run-off water, and skids along the floor and into the cabinet he just replaced...
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Post by Megatron on Sept 29, 2007 13:44:14 GMT -5
Megatron quickly replaces the cabinet again and gets all the water off the floor.
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Post by Robocop on Sept 29, 2007 13:56:41 GMT -5
Robocop laughs ar Megatron's obsessive-compulsive cleaning.
"Hey idiot!! There's a cobweb on the floor in the corner over here!"
As Megatron runs up to clean the cobweb, Robocop throws a chainsaw at him. As he dodges to avoid it, he goes crashing through the wall.
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Post by Megatron on Sept 29, 2007 14:10:23 GMT -5
Megatron quickly cleans everything again and puts Robocop outside in the dog kennel across the street.
"Stop wrecking Eetie's business and you may come back."
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Post by Robocop on Sept 29, 2007 14:21:04 GMT -5
Robocop breaks the fence and all the dogs go howling into the medical center. Robocop comes in and dumps acid all over the empty beds and soap on the patients and laundry softener on the floor...
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Post by Megatron on Sept 29, 2007 14:44:01 GMT -5
Megatron quickly slides sheets of glass on top of the beds and the acid does nothing. Megatron carries the sheets of glass outside and throws them away. He also removes the soap from the floor and sends the dogs back to the kennel.
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Post by Sweet Eet on Sept 29, 2007 15:05:24 GMT -5
Megatron, would you like job as my assistant? You are really helpful!
Robocop, you are hereby fined 100GPs for wreaking total havoc and making a severe mess in my private business. You are forbidden to enter without making arrangements in advance; clearly someone has to watch you.
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Post by Megatron on Sept 29, 2007 20:56:59 GMT -5
I would be more than grateful to find a job, especially one with my best friend, and away from Robocop and any other slackers. I do not know if I have enough knowledge to be of use, though.
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Post by Robocop on Sept 29, 2007 21:34:13 GMT -5
Megatron forgot one dog...
As Robocop is leaving, he shoots the dog and its blood squirts all over Megatron and the counter, floor, Eet, and nearby patients and beds.
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Post by Megatron on Sept 29, 2007 21:37:18 GMT -5
Megatron quickly cleans all the blood and throws the dog carcass into the trash bin.
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Post by Sweet Eet on Sept 29, 2007 21:55:32 GMT -5
Megatron, Eet does all the specialty medical procedures such as surgery, so you do not have to know anything advanced. Eet is small and would appreciate help loading patients onto gurneys, discharging patients, general maintenence (which you have already been doing), and the like.
You are welcome to encourage sick or injured beings to come for treatment; remember, Eet is telepathic and so can comunicate with anyone.
If it is agreeable, 7 GPs per week to start, we split all bonus payments 50/50, 25 GPs sign-on bonus. Monday is payday - if you do not see me online and you have done whatever there was to do, you may assume you were paid!
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Post by Megatron on Sept 30, 2007 8:58:51 GMT -5
I accept your invitation.
Would you like me to fix that hole in the ceiling that the human made while trying to gain indestructibility?
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Post by Sweet Eet on Sept 30, 2007 9:18:03 GMT -5
Eet woud appreciate any necessary repairs! You have my permission and my authourity to bill people who do damage or make a mess. Charge them something realistic; fell free to up the charge for repeat ofenders. Please only accept payment in GPs, Skulls, or real gold (any form).
Eet pays Megatron the 25 GP sign on bonus.
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